One day way back when I had a lot of time to kill, I decided it was about time to start calling some of those 800 numbers on the back of all the food product packages to see what they were all about.
I recorded two or three of these, and this is one of the first – for Cheeto’s. ;

Work. Lunch. A window. Of opportunity. Snow. Board. I’ve been looking at that hill, waiting to do this for a looong time.

ZipZapZop.com with Clark Saturn…

When Bre Pettis (now of NYC) and Jennifer Rundle from Seattle were here, we went to the MoMA and did a little tiny Naked Friday thing, complete with bad hair and ultra-bad mustache, not to mention my non-workout physique. Mmm. This is hot, as I’m sure Paris Hilton would say. This is followed by a brief return of the VlogFather. But he refused to get naked. But it’s just natural!

Have an awesome weekend! Today is the greatest day I’ve ever known.

pH10 reel from back in the day.

Google Voice is pretty cool. Even though I had a GrandCentral account, for some reason it just sat there until GoogleVoice took over and it grabbed my attention again. One of the cool new things GoogleVoice does that GrandCentral didnt is transcribe voicemails into text – and as you listen to it, it highlights the words in the text (only when signed into your own GV account), so its almost like a little sing-a-long. Anyway, an Indian uncle recently left us a message, and I couldnt resist posting this GoogleVoice transcription – to show off GVs ability to transcribe voicemails to text. Be sure to hit play and read along.

Reposting some very old posts there were not uploaded to Blip and thus playing in Quicktime or from Internet Archive….

From the vault – this never made it onto Blip.tv… (see the original post, with comments: http://www.zipzapzop.com/?p=27

Todays ZipZapZop.com topics:

• Todays very special episode of the ZipZapZop.com Morning Show was captured unknowingly while Clark was getting ready to record the show. Yes, this is really what he does. After preparing some of the elements of the show, Clark was messing around to get ready and then finally figured out he had been recording the whole time. We thought you might like to see this behind the scenes look. Therefore, we apologize for the lack of the Tao Te Ching reading today, and it will resume tomorrow.
• Grapefruit Makes Women Seem Younger, Men Smell Fruity
• Womens Brains Shutdown during orgasm, faking takes no brains.
  New research indicates parts of the brain that govern fear and anxiety are switched off when a woman is having an orgasm but remain active if she is faking Scientists from the Netherlands also found that as a woman climaxes, an area of the brain governing emotional control is largely deactivated. The fact that there is no deactivation in faked orgasms means a basic part of a real orgasm is letting go. Women can imitate orgasm quite well, as we know, but there is nothing really happening in the brain,
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• Clark was also going to mention Alan Watts today, but alas, some day soon. Happy Taco Tuesday! p.s. wouldnt you like to see the real behind the scenes stuff from, say, Good Morning America?

Dancing Caterpillars seem to be a recurring theme here at ZipZapZop… This time, I discover that these little Eastern Tent Caterpillar pests (there were literally thousands upon thousands of them here in May) are quite responsive to sound vibrations. It makes me wonder if perhaps some kind of audio mechanism would keep them away…