Across the river from Vilnius, Lithuania is a tiny independent state called Uzupis — The Republic of Angels. Its constitution is engraved in a reflective wall.

Uzupian Constitution

1. Everyone has the right to live by the River Vilnele, and the River Vilnele has the right to flow by everyone.

2. Everyone has the right to hot water, heating in winter and a tiled roof.

3. Everyone has a right to die, but this is not an obligation.

4. Everyone has the right to make mistakes.

5. Everyone has the right to be unique.

6. Everyone has the right to love.

7. Everyone has the right not to be loved, but not necessarily.

8. Everyone has the right to be undistinguished and unknown.

9. Everyone has the right to idle.

10. Everyone has the right to love and take care of the cat.

11. Everyone has the right to look after the dog until one of them dies.

12. A dog has the right to be a dog.

13. A cat is not obliged to love its owner, but must help in times of need.

14. Sometimes everyone has the right to be unaware of their duties.

15. Everyone has the right to be in doubt, but this is not an obligation.

16. Everyone has the right to be happy.

17. Everyone has the right to be unhappy.

18. Everyone has the right to have faith.

19. Everyone has the right to be silent.

20. No-one has the right to violence.

21. Everyone has the right to appreciate their unimportance.

22. No-one has the right to have a design on eternity.

23. Everyone has the right to understand.

24. Everyone has the right to understand nothing.

25. Everyone has the right to be of any nationality.

26. Everyone has the right to celebrate or not celebrate their birthday.

27. Everyone shall remember their name.

28. Everyone may share what they possess.

29. No-one can share what they do not posses.

30. Everyone has the right to have brothers, sisters and parents.

31. Everyone may be independent.

32. Everyone is responsible for their freedom.

33. Everyone has the right to cry.

34. Everyone has the right to be misunderstood.

35. No-one has the right to make another person guilty.

36. Everyone has the right to be individual.

37. Everyone has the right to have no rights.

38. Everyone has the right to not be afraid.

39. Do not defeat.

40. Do not fight back.

41. Do not surrender.

written by Uzupian President (and ex TV commercials director) Romas Lileikis

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Phil and Socrates continue to try to earn merit badges, this time by pumping for water.

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ZipZapZop.com with Clark Saturn and special guests: Phil Higgins, Professional Wee-blo and Socrates, the Canadian.

In this second documentary episode, which takes place long before the premiere dueling anthems episode, Phil and Socrates get to know one another a bit better, and introduce their wives.

ZipZapZop.com with Clark Saturn 4th of July Spectacular features special guests: Socrates the Canadian Scout, and Phil Higgins, Professional Wee-blo. This special public service announcement for the 4th of July (not celebrated as Independence Day in Canada, but July 1 is Canada Day) features dueling anthems for early July.

To be continued…

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A tip for driver’s regarding setting the side view mirrors… Most people set them so the driver can see cars in the rear, but if you move them outwards, so you only see cars as they exit the rear view mirror, you can actually get rid of that blind spot and see with "365 degrees of awareness" Try it! Put your cheek to the window, then set the mirror as you normally do. It’s weird at first, but you get used to knowing where cars are all the time, and only seeing them in the sideview mirror when they’re passing you.

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We continue our tips for TV turnoff week at Adbusters.org… this time, guest stars James, Shak from Iraq, Darrin, and clark show a new way to lay a TV to rest. Music by George Baker, "Una Paloma Blanca", a song that was playing as Gary Gilmore was driven to his execution (Executiioner’s Song, by Norman Mailer.)